Cocktail Party: Wasting Away Again in Margaritaville…


…searching for my lost shaker of salt.

Greetings, lovelies!

How are you feeling after your first two drinks? Ready for some more? I certainly hope so because we’re heading into Tequila Territory, and there’s just no coming back from that. We’re at that point of the party where you know you shouldn’t do it, but you’re just sauced enough to throw caution to the wind and to let your Future Self deal with the stomach churning consequences. Then, when you’re paying homage to the Porcelain God the following afternoon, you curse your Past Self and swear to never touch tequila again, because it is truly Not of the Lord. But it’s never true.

Never. True.

I’m sure you’ll all be shocked to learn that the Margarita is yet another cocktail with an elusive history. That doesn’t mean we can’t take a peek at the possibilities though! There are of course numerous accounts of ‘this bartender here’ and ‘this bartender there’ being attributed with its invention, but I want to keep things interesting. As such, here are a few short tales describing the birth of this tasty and dangerous beverage. I’ll leave it up to you to choose which reality to believe.

It looks so pretty despite being a demon liquor from hell.

Our first story hails from Acapulco in 1948. A Dallas socialite had a holiday home in the Mexican city that she would visit with her family during the holidays. She was well-known for indulging in a game where she would duck behind the bar and mix up weird and wonderful concoctions for her guests. I know I’ve said it before, but I would rather enjoy partying with this dame.

During a Christmas gathering she decided to mix tequila, Cointreau and lime juice for her guests, and did so with great success and praise. They were so enamoured with the drink that they took it home to the States where it spread like wildfire. They thought that it was only fitting to name th drink after their socialite friend, Margarita.

Our next story is yet another shout out to the ladies. We’re in Mexico, circa 1938 and following a showgirl by the name of Majorie King. Unfortunately, our damsel suffered from a truly tragic ailment – she was allergic to all alcohol, with the exception of tequila.

King was visiting Rancho Relaxo Del Gloria Bar in Rosarita Beach, Mexico and, like a champion, wasn’t going to let her allergies get in the way of a good time. She explained her predicament to the bartender and he proceeded to pour tequila over shaved iced and then added some lemon and Triple Sec. Once again, the drink was a hit and he decided to name the concoction after the Spanish equivalent of Majorie – Margarita.

Our final story comes from Juarez, Mexico. A gentleman named Pancho Morales was working as a bartender  in 1942 when a patron ordered a drink called a Magnolia. Alas, Morales couldn’t remember what was in the cocktail, except Cointreau. Instead of explaining this, he decided to roll the dice and fake it. I’m sure you can all guess what happened next. He decided to name the his new invention after his favourite flower, the daisy. For those of you who are well aquainted with the language will already know that daisy translates to Margarita in Spanish.

And now – recipe time!

Ingredients

35ml Tequila
20ml Triple Sec
15ml Lime Juice
Salt

Method

Rub the rim of the glass with lime slice to make the salt stick to it. Shake the ingredients with ice, then strain into the glass.Garnish with a lime or lemon wedge and serve over ice.

So there you have it, three drinks down and four to go. I do hope you can all manage to stay standing for tomorrow’s exciting brew.

See you then.


Cocktail Party: The Cosmopolitan


Alright ladies and gents, we’re one drink in and the party is starting to heat up. Day two of our soirée has begun and someone has started passing around the Cosmos.

I’m afraid that we can’t avoid the horse faced elephant in the room so we might as well get it out of the way.

The vast majority of the population associate the Cosmo with the ever popular Sex and the City. Ever since the late 90s, fans of the show have been ordering the pink concoction under a false pretense of sophistication. Unfortunately, most of them were ordering them in backwater bars on the corner of Tumbleweed Road and You Got a Pretty Mouth Avenue.

I believe that it’s due to the Carrie Bradshaw association that little is known about the true origin of this sweet and chic drink. I have even heard people muse over whether it was invented for the show itself. This notion is enough to send my inner historian into a rage blackout, so I think that it’s best if we move on.

Drinking this won’t make you pass for a classy New Yorker

It seems that conflicting origin stories are becoming a theme on this blog, and the Cosmopolitan is no exception. The general school of thought concedes that the Cosmo was born in the 80s, but nobody can seem to agree where. This seems to be common with drinks – they are notoriously difficult to patent and are so often based off other similar concoctions. However, I am able to provide you with a few theories and possible creators.

The first culprit is Dale Groff, a bartender who spent a large portion of his career at the legendary Rainbow Room in Rockefeller Plaza. It was there that he supposedly had the idea to add liqueur and a mixture of vodka, cranberry  and lemon juice to create the original Cosmo. This theory is naturally quite popular with Manhattanites.

Another rumour is that there is a version of the cocktail that can be attributed to the entire gay community of Provincetown, Massachusetts. I just love that an entire group of people can supposedly invent a drink. Thanks, internet.

The last commonly cited story is from South Beach, Florida. A bartender named Cheryl Cook is said to have invented it in 1985. Although this isn’t interesting in itself, there are some who believe Cook to be a mythical character invented by the community in order to lay claim to the drinks creation.

These stories may seem somewhat devoid of information. Unfortunately, this is because there is very little out there. I think that the consequence of this is that despite its origin, the Cosmopolitan is doomed to be forever associated with Carrie and her Prada clad pals.

Now, because I know you all just skipped to this part anyway, onto the recipe!

 Ingredients

40ml Vodka
15ml Cointreau
15ml Lime Juice
30ml Cranberry Juice

Method

Add all ingredients into a cocktail shaker. Fill with ice and shake well. Double strain into a Martini glass. Garnish with a lime or lemon wheel.

I hope you can all hold your liquor adequately because I’ll be serving you up yet another delicious concoction tomorrow!

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Cocktail Party: The Zombie


On Friday night some friends and I went out to celebrate the birthday of Bethany from The Kitchening. Because our town is a cesspool for human misery, there is only one decent cocktail bar worth going to.

My drink of choice for the evening was The Zombie, and this was for a number of important and well thought out reasons. Firstly, it contains a shameful amount of rum and was therefore an intelligent choice both economically and fiscally. Secondly, the bartender was setting those bad boys on fire, and what’s not to love about that?

It was during the inevitable haze of my second round that I got to thinking about how
I had only discovered the existence of The Zombie a few short years ago. Furthermore, I knew absolutely nothing about its origin. It was at that point that I firmly decided that the matter was in dire need of investigation. In the morning. Maybe the following afternoon. After a greasy breakfast.

So here we are, you reading patiently and me continuing to shamelessly ride the coat tails of the recent Zombie Apocalypse craze.

I do have some exciting news before we begin though! Instead of one cocktail origin story, I am going to provide you with an entire weeks worth! That’s right, seven posts in seven days. You’re welcome.

So without further ado, let’s get this cocktail party started.

Warning: Contains enough rum to put a pirate ship to shame

The invention of The Zombie is widely attributed to Donn Beach aka Donn the Beachcomber. Beach is famous for being the founding father of the Tiki Bar craze of the 1930s in the USA. FYI, I would do some truly unthinkable things for the opportunity to go back to that era.

Legend has it that the original Zombie was concocted by Beach in 1934 to help a hung-over customer get through a business meeting. The customer supposedly returned several days later to complain that the drink had turned him into to a zombie for the entirety of the meeting. Thus, a cocktail was born.

The customer’s reaction is understandable to anyone who has indulged in the infamous concoction. Much like the Long Island Iced Tea, the smooth and fruity taste of The Zombie works to conceal its extremely high alcohol content. This dangerous mix makes for an incredibly intoxicating beverage, in both senses of the word.

Beach was very cautious with the recipes of his cocktails. The mixing instructions for his bartenders contained coded references to ingredients, the contents of which were only known to him. Because Beach kept his recipe a secret as well as occasionally altering it, there are many variations of the Zombie being made today. Many of these bear little resemblance to the original cocktail.

Now that we’ve had a little bit of history, I thought I would add one of the more common recipes for those of you playing at home.

Ingredients

15ml Bacardi 151 rum
30ml dark rum
30ml light rum
30ml golden rum
15ml apricot brandy
30ml pineapple juice
30ml orange juice
30ml lime juice
1 tsp sugar

In conclusion – buy a whole lot of rum.

Method

Shake all ingredients with ice except the Bacardi. Pour into a hurricane glass. Float Bacardi rum on top. Garnish with a fruit slice, sprig of mint and a cherry.

Alternatively, you can copy my bartenders method:

After shaking and pouring all of the ingredients, excluding the Bacardi, take a passionfruit half and remove the pulp. Half fill with brown sugar and pour in the Bacardi. Float the passionfruit half in the top of the cocktail and set on fire. Marvel at how awesome it looks. Blow out the flame. Drink!

See you all next time.